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Friedrich von Buseck



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PostSubject: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:25 pm

That reminds me of something that I already forgot.

I dropped my biscuit on my llama.

Cows will never be striped again.

You hit me so hard you castrated my children.

I just nut-shotted myself with the club.



Feel free to contribute if you have any good quotes, too! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:51 pm

Upon further examination of my bruise, we have determined that I was hit broadside. I call for a rematch.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:16 am

"Hey, Sarron! I can see your junk!" *KICK*
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:39 pm

Congradulations youre now a knight. *NUT SHOT*
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:16 pm

Hey, I can shieldkick you!
*leg cut off*
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:29 pm

I'm in four of these... I'm not sure how to feel about this. >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:40 pm

You should feel honored.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:47 pm

It would be a little more of an honor had you meant those phrases to be funny, but still.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:08 am

This is also true
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:45 pm

As do I have.

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Oh, I thought you said "a fly under the influence of alcohol cannot carry a bug on its shoulders."
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"Do chicken missiles out your nose count as yellows or whites?"
"That depends on if you have a sinus infection or not."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:25 pm

"CAN I TOUCH YER BEWB!?"
"Hahahaha what?"
"I feel the question is self-explanatory. ... Take yer shirt off! I lahk yer body!!"
"Hahahaha"
"this is no laughing matter! I want to touch yer bewb!!"
"Ok you can touch my bewb"
"Yaaay! .. Thass so nahce..."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:27 pm

best text convo ever^^^^^
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:04 am

"Your eyebrows are burning?"

"Oh, good. I was afraid you were brushing your teeth."

"Do I look like a kiwi?"
"No, you look like a little girl curled up in a ball."

"I wasn't expecting the closet to MOVE!"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:21 pm

"No, the Flaming Nether Regions are beyond the Bog of Eternal Stench because you have to throw the Orb into the Flaming Nether Regions after you've crossed the Bog of Eternal Stench."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:47 pm

I'm holding my brother's pants.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:16 am

I'm already dressed down in sweatpants, I am NOT setting foot out of that door without styling my hair!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:51 pm

You didn't notice by the way I was sitting up awkwardly in your crotch that it was uncomfortable?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:48 pm

"Why are you throwing my pants at me?"
"Because you left them in the back seat of my car and I don't want to have to go get them later!"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:44 pm

I couldn't breath without sucking up a butt-load of blood.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:09 pm

What were we talking about before you thought I was a pterydactyl? Oh, yeah, we were talking about you being a giant squirrel and eating Molly.

I just shot a banana out of his butt.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny quotes from the people of Soluna   Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:56 pm

When you're young, they're called cooties. When you're older they're called herpes.

So, I was sitting here rubbing my shirt wondering why my skin feels weird...
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