Funny quotes from the people of Soluna

That reminds me of something that I already forgot.

I dropped my biscuit on my llama.

Cows will never be striped again.

You hit me so hard you castrated my children.

I just nut-shotted myself with the club.



Feel free to contribute if you have any good quotes, too!

Upon further examination of my bruise, we have determined that I was hit broadside. I call for a rematch.

Congradulations youre now a knight. *NUT SHOT*

Hey, I can shieldkick you!
*leg cut off*

I'm in four of these... I'm not sure how to feel about this. >.>

You should feel honored.

It would be a little more of an honor had you meant those phrases to be funny, but still.

This is also true

As do I have.

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Oh, I thought you said "a fly under the influence of alcohol cannot carry a bug on its shoulders."
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"Do chicken missiles out your nose count as yellows or whites?"
"That depends on if you have a sinus infection or not."

"CAN I TOUCH YER BEWB!?"
"Hahahaha what?"
"I feel the question is self-explanatory. ... Take yer shirt off! I lahk yer body!!"
"Hahahaha"
"this is no laughing matter! I want to touch yer bewb!!"
"Ok you can touch my bewb"
"Yaaay! .. Thass so nahce..."

best text convo ever^^^^^

"Your eyebrows are burning?"

"Oh, good. I was afraid you were brushing your teeth."

"Do I look like a kiwi?"
"No, you look like a little girl curled up in a ball."

"I wasn't expecting the closet to MOVE!"

"No, the Flaming Nether Regions are beyond the Bog of Eternal Stench because you have to throw the Orb into the Flaming Nether Regions after you've crossed the Bog of Eternal Stench."

I'm holding my brother's pants.

I'm already dressed down in sweatpants, I am NOT setting foot out of that door without styling my hair!

You didn't notice by the way I was sitting up awkwardly in your crotch that it was uncomfortable?

"Why are you throwing my pants at me?"
"Because you left them in the back seat of my car and I don't want to have to go get them later!"

I couldn't breath without sucking up a butt-load of blood.

What were we talking about before you thought I was a pterydactyl? Oh, yeah, we were talking about you being a giant squirrel and eating Molly.

I just shot a banana out of his butt.

When you're young, they're called cooties. When you're older they're called herpes.

So, I was sitting here rubbing my shirt wondering why my skin feels weird...