Better Get Ready to Die!

Sup, I'm Kurai, I'm a pretty cool guy, I eat Dragons and don't afraid of anything!

Whoot!!! Kurai!!!!

Whatever Kurai. Whatever.


You don't eat Dragons. You eat.....yeah, not going there.

I'll eat you and your little dragon knights up, Hadofin.

And Niall, that's the god damned right way to welcome the Khan of Mongoria!

And Aodhfin, if you stop telling stories about how amazingly awesome I am, you wont have to worry about me being arrogant. Though I am much better with an arrogance about me.

Now come to oklahoma and kick our asses!!!!!

You might have a hard time fighting all my "little" Dragonknights, Kurai.


Oh, and don't worry, I still tell tales of your awesomeness, oh Lord of Cheese Dickery.

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH LITTLE DRAGON KNIGHTS???!!! Jeez, Drake, you ought to be more sensitive to your vertically challenged members. -baby dragon growl-
Hi there, Kurai. I'm Atlantia, I'm queen, and I am very small. Fear teh little one!

Kurai's like me: If you're shorter, you're little. And if you think I'M insensitive, wait til you actually meet Kurai in person.

Eh. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Who is this Kurai?
And does your name have anything to do with the Uruk'hai?

Sarron wrote:

Who is this Kurai?
And does your name have anything to do with the Uruk'hai?

Kurai, (Koo-Rye)
n.
1. A pizdur in the Army of Mordor
2. King of Centrawoven.
3. A massively skilled fighter who will knock the nuts off of you so fast you'll wish you could borrow Chuck Norris' beard, so that the awesome might dull your pain.

And the name has nothing to do with the Uruk'hai, Eastern, Western or otherwise.

Dragonwalker wrote:

Kurai's like me: If you're shorter, you're little. And if you think I'M insensitive, wait til you actually meet Kurai in person.

QFT

The taller you are, the less I have to stoop to hit you right in the nuts.

Queen Atlantia wrote:

The taller you are, the less I have to stoop to hit you right in the nuts.

This chick has spunk, it's classy.

When you're the size of a six-year-old, if you ain't got spunk, you get squashed. And I refuse to be squashed without taking a few people with me.

Queen Atlantia wrote:

When you're the size of a six-year-old, if you ain't got spunk, you get squashed. And I refuse to be squashed without taking a few people with me.

... I wonder how far you'll fly if I shield kick you.....

5 feet with a light shield kick.


I tested it on accident.

It would have been fun had I been expecting it.
But as a general rule, I'm not a big shield person. Except for Poptart. I do use Poptart rather frequently.

Dragonwalker wrote:

5 feet with a light shield kick.


I tested it on accident.

Your light and my light are two different things. Besides, you never kick them unless they're paying attention!

I was paying attention, but I didn't know he was going to shieldkick me.
The premise of the incident about which we're talking is a couple weeks ago we were out at Midgar and someone had brought this MASSIVE heater shield that was quite literally as tall as I am minus my head and four times as wide. So I picked it up and was carrying it around going, "Look! I'm invincible!" and Drake goes, "No you're not," and shieldkicks me. I turned to look at him just in time to fly five feet backwards. Scared the piss out of me until I landed and nothing broke. Then it was funny. That's what happened. It wasn't during a battle or anything.

I like that shield...

That shield was the coolest thing ever!

I would like to see. i would like to kick. :3

As long as I'm expecting it. xD

Sarron likes it bc he can run up with!!